Monday, March 9, 2009

SPANKING CATS

Cosmic disturbances sometimes engulf our planet in violent magnetic storms, yet you can sit there calmly sipping your jasmine tea and munching cucumber sandwiches, oblivious to the vast drama going on around you because our senses can't detect magnetic storms. You'd have to look at a compass and see the needle going haywire to figure out that something was taking place.

Art works the same way; we remain unaware of layers of meaning when we lack the experience to understand them. As Goethe said, "We only see what we know."

Back when artists had less freedom to be explicit (and audiences were more sophisticated and patient) artists conveyed messages that went undetected by innocent viewers, but were understood by those viewers who had enough experience to recognize what was going on.

Here, some anonymous illustrator had great fun with an orange crate label:



Similarly, you could probably fill an entire book with the facial expressions of beautiful damsels rendered thoughtful by the size of their hero's weapon.


Howard Chandler Christy


Robert Fawcett

What can I say? Most illustrators from that era were men, and this is apparently something guys like to contemplate.

Today we can scroll through images at breakneck speed without missing much because artists no longer need to communicate in layers-- they are pretty free to put anything they want on the surface (regardless of how young the audience is, or how ill prepared they might be for extreme content). Some artists believe that unrestrained art is better art. Others believe, in the words of Gorky, "When everything is easy we quickly become stupid."

Censorship and repression aren't the only reasons to resist spelling everything out on the surface; there are purely artistic reasons as well. You can only fit so much on the surface of a drawing. After that, if you need more room you have to start working below the surface. A layered approach to art can add depth and reward reflection. Most importantly, it adds the superior freedom that only ambiguity can provide.

I love this delicious drawing by Theodore Geisl of Terwilliger Frilliger spanking a cat while the other cats skittishly await their turn.



In 1929 (long before he became famous as Dr. Seuss) Geisl mused about the pleasure of cat spankery: "the peculiar sensation of indigenous largesse one feels when he spanks a kitten given to uncontrollable outbursts of hysterical guffaws."

Multiple themes co-exist in perfect harmony in this little drawing. On one level, the drawing could fit harmlessly in any children's book. But there are different flavors here for those with the palate to taste them.

Some of the best art is a layered experience. As with magnetic storms, you only become aware of the existence of additional layers after you've developed the capability to appreciate them.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Circular Bike for Circular Reasoning

Circular Bike

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The coolest circular bike ever made was created by a student at UCSB. He took nine salvaged bikes, tube steel and yellow paint and reassembled into a carousel formation in the spring of 2003. The bike is modular and can be dismantled and reassembled. It is normally left in public places where it can attract a variety of riders.

Romanian front drive salvage special car


This Romanian Romania Dacia 1310 car is the latest in front wheel technology.

Segway Mom Pushing a Stroller- The Art of Crazy Lazy

Segway Mom Pushing a Stroller
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What's wrong with this picture? A mom pushing her child in a stroller while riding her Segway, can we say Crazy Lazy???

Wagon Wheeled Hummer - Flat tire be gone

Wagon Wheeled Hummer
This hummer is sporting the new "flat-tire-be-gone". Tires that will never get a flat but will last for about a week after heavy duty off road driving.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Funny Military Vehicles - with the best acronyms of the year

Low Altitude Hand held Synchronized Assault Aircraft or LAHSAA
Low Altitude Handheld Synchronized Assault Aircraft
These funny military vehicles are brought to you by the hard working folks in the US armed Forces. You go to work, the commute stinks, you work long hours and you have have morons taking pot sots at you all day long. Here is my best shot at naming these in a manner that any one in the military could understand, you deserve a break.

Coca-Cola Delivery Assault Vehicle or CCDAV
Coca-Cola Delivery Assault Vehicle or CCDAV

Santa's Helicopter Present Assault Vehicle or SHPAV
Santas Helicopter Present Asault Vehicle or SHPAV

All Terrain Donkey Assault Vehicle or ATDAV
 All Terrain Donkey Assault Vehicle or ATDAV

Low Altitude Motorcycle Assault Aircraft or LAMAA
 Low Altitude Motorcycle Assault Aircraft or LAMAA

Neon Night

Oil on canvas panel, 22" x 28"